Prologue

1. "Hey everyone! Welcome to share my more or less interesting life with me. Hope you'll enjoy!!" 3. "What? Am I supposed to DO something? Pfft. You better get used to the fact that I don't do anything, that nothing happens in my life and that I'm lazy, inefficient piece of shit, to be honest." 4. "Why the hell this comic had to be created then?" 5. "How should I know. The draftswoman has a coersive urge to bring herself forth, I suppose... Egoistic, attention-hungry angst glob she is! Draws a comic about herself...How imaginative!" 6. "Pretending to be an artist!" "Hey!! What the f...?!?" 7. "NOOOOOOO!!! I've still got much to say!!" 9. *Okay, let's be quiet then* 10. *thank you*